i would like to carpet the entire planet

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$0 of $1 billion, probably

I believe that it is our responsibility as citizens of earth to develop a new, renewable energy source. and i believe that energy can best be generated by carpeting the entire plante and requiring the masses to shuffle across the earth's carpeted surface while wearing thick socks. please assist me in crowd-funding the reupholstery of the plant.

fundingplatform.com/carpettheplant

 

ingredients

reverse osmosis water, crystalline fructose, cane sugar, less than 0.5% of: natural fl avors,  vitamins C, B3, B5, B6, B12 (ascorbic acid, niacinamide, calcium pantothenate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin), electrolytes (calcium and magnesium actate, potassium phosphate), citric acid, gum acacia, natural flavors, glycerol ester of rosin, stevia leaf extract, caffeine, guarana seed extract, beta carotene (for color).

 

flavored + other natural flavors

with sweeteners